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Who or What is Deez Nuts?

With US Presidential campaign underway Deez Nuts is a 15 - year old teenager (Obviously) from Iowa by the name of Brady Olson began his presidential run by officially filing with the Federal Election Commission on July 26 under the name Deez Nuts. Here is the actual form he filled :

Deez Nuts, the Independent candidate from Iowa, is polling at 9 percent in North Carolina for becoming the Next President of the United States Of America. Federal Election Commission is a government organization thus it represents the strength of the acting government but it wasn't enough to stop Deez Nuts from slipping through the crevices and becoming the youngest President candidate ever. Needless to say Deez Nuts is the most trending thing on twitter (for now). In an interview he said :

"My name is not Deez Nuts," he said in an email interview. "I am a 15-year-old who filled out a form, had the campaign catch on fire, and am now putting up the best third-party numbers since Ross Perot."

Well there is some hope for 'Murica after all.

According to a Public Policy Polling survey released Wednesday, almost one in 10 Tar Heel State voters would vote for him in a race between Nuts, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton. And thats not all as of Wednesday Deez Nuts is the top polling primary independent candidate. In the end all i can say is 'Murica is really the land where dream comes true. Its the only place on Earth where a 15 year old sophomore with nothing more then a 2,000 acre of corn and soybean farm to his name can be well on the path to be becoming President.

The Halo 5 Opening Cinematic looking dreamy as ever. We get to see a glimpse of what to expect from the game. One can only hope they increased the difficulty in this one either way all aboard the hype train.

If you didn't get to watch the VMA's here a short video to highlight the top 7 moments of the VMA

Destiny is one of the most hottest new IP's to make its way to Xbox and Playstation in the year, Unfortunately it was only kept to a console release which kept the PC community asking the same question again and again "Is Destiny coming to PC?". The chance for a PC release seem rather good. Thanks to a new job posting from Bungie . The jobs is for a PC compatibility Tester heres the full description:

“The PC Compatibility Tester will evaluate PC hardware-specific features and ensure various systems work together across multiple PC configurations to provide a great experience.”

Since Bungie isn't working on any other project (At least Public) it would be simple to determine iits for Destiny. A PC port seems like something Bungie would probably outsource rather than handle internally. Lord knows they have their plate full working non-stop to develop new DLC and they’ve probably already started on Destiny 2 as well. Handling a full PC port themselves would be a ton of work, so this could be misleading as to their intentions.

It would be no less of a dream coming true if this were the case me being a PC gamer myself but for all we know Bungie could be working on a whole other IP. Porting a FPS MMO to the PC does seem like a great idea (COD,BF,CS) but we will just have to wait and pray for some good news.

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Phantom movie is a conspiracy of Indian Muslims against their Pakistani Muslim brothers. Starring Saif Ali Khan & Katrina Kaif ( Daughter of Muhammed Kaif ) Its Directed by Kabir Khan , Produced by Sajid Nadiadwala, Written by Kaiser Munir, Screenplay by Perveez Shaikh. Kuch two nation theory ka hi khyal kia hota zalimoo. Give it a break! WTF! Everything isn't a conspiracy, goddamn you loggerheads!

Mayuri Kurotsuchi, our beloved mad scientist from Bleach, has got a fresh, modified, new Bankai: Konjiki ashisogi Jizo: Matai Fukuin Shotai.

It looks cool to me. It has the figure of a baby, more like a stuffed doll having completely white eyes. He's covered in a white loincloth. This one is humungous. I'd like to see him in action.

Oh, won't you tell me, please just me, explain how anime works?
Well now who could you be? That kills my anime crushes?

I'll find you and rape your brain.

Even if you KEN run, I won't let you HIDE.

Seriously, why the fuck did they kill Hide? Curse the ghouls and Kaneki for not being able to protect him -_-

Anime: Tokyo Ghoul Root A

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What would the VMA look like if Miley wasnt scaring us for life with her performance? What if Prince Royce had hosted the VMA? WHAT IF MILEY DIDNT HOST THE VMA? Got you wondering didn't I heres a demo of what it would be like:

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There are unlucky people and then theres this guy. And the commentary don't get me started just don't

Seriously i ain't kidding if you a naruto fan don't watch this i don't want no backlash. Solely for the sake of watching the world burn.

We all have seen some very funny stuff on T.V but i assure you this is by far the funniest

The net is full of weird shit but once in a while something comes around that makes everyone go WTF?!!!!! This is just on of those things. This parody of GTA V and POKEMON is probably made
by Satan. Play at risk of your sanity.

Pokemon GTAV Parody by subhan-shahid

Here are the out takes for the video i personally recommend not watching

Pokemon GTAV Parody (OUT TAKES) by

We have seen some pretty weird shit on the internet. Hell we've all seen stuff that will scar us for life. So heres another one brace yourself before playing.

John Cena Umaru-Chan Parody by subhan-shahid

It was yesterday I realized for real that the American population is not getting any smarter. Americans had a Photographer’s ‘American Beauty’ Shots Celebrate Bodies Of All Shapes, Sizes. I understand no rather we all understand every one can not be treated equally. That's nothing but a hypocrite's dream.

But a San Francisco-based photographer Carey Fruth’s attempt to redefine beauty standards is a breath of fresh air or rather just wrong. By having womens of all size by doing this :

Having them naked and posing while surrounded by leaves. Why did they have to be naked ? Why are there flowers ? I am in no way trying to oppose the photographer in anyway its just that there were a million ways to go about it rather then having them pose naked. Aren't these kinda things supposed to be taught to children? Who in the right mind will show there children this?

Its impossible to change one's nature with such acts especially not a grown mans. And just so people are fat guys , dorky guys , nerds get treated a lot worse has anyone ever remotely thought to care about them?

In the end stuff like this has to stop. If people wanna empower women they should probably find a better way. In the first place why is it necessary for women kind to look attractive for the opposite sex? There is absolutely no reason for them to feel any obligation to be liked by men. Among these women each would have countless friends who except them the way they are. Among them are males who probably like them but are stuck in the friend zone. Hardships come to all and posing naked surrounded by flowers isn't gonna help one bit. Also its the same for every man out there have you ever seen a fat guy with a super model (besides in movies or anime)?

Surprise surprise Forbes released its list of highest paid TV actors of 2015 and Jim Parsons number one with an earning of 27 million USD for his role in the Big Bang Theory (Totally justified we all love him). It goes without saying the rest of the cast of Big Bang Theory also made the list.

Johnny Galecki ranked 2nd on the list with an earning of 27 million USD making him the second highest paid actor of TV in 2015. I can already hear him yelling its so ironic.

The 3rd spot was a tie between Mark Harmen(NCIS), Simon Helberg (BBT), Kunnal Nayyar (BBT)
all three of these actors earned a total of 20 Million USD.

BONUS:

Charlie Sheen while he was the star of Two And A Half Men bagged 48 million USD in 2011. Guess he really was winning.

This is our very first post on this site. We hope to bring you the most disturbing things you have ever seen. Im not joking you will be scarred for life. Browse at your own risk.

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